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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 125
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56778) - you deserved it (5796)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah boyfriend took me home fir the first time. His place was coverd in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. real FML

#20958067
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I agree, your life sucks (38180) - you deserved it (4265)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day ma 12-year-old son was sot in te foot. After ours of not talking, including to te police, e finally told us tat is friend accidentally sot im wit is dad's gun, and tat e didn't want to say anyting because e didn't want to looool "lose any street crd by snitcing." FML

#20836449
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50751) - you deserved it (6202)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

#20814794
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69780) - you deserved it (5994)

On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54657) - you deserved it (5255)

On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)



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