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  • Town/Country : Belgium
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 676
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

#13518841
99 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

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On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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308 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
206 comments

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On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

#9770202
234 comments

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On 04/10/2010 at 1:00am - money - by lance - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

#9025473
114 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by aloha - Sent from mobile version

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
189 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

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115 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

#5869946
110 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

Today, I received a call from a collection agency. Since I had no clue, I was ready to file a police report for stolen identity. I then called my mom only to find out she has been opening new credit cards with my information for 3 years and not paying them. My credit is ruined and I'm only 21. FML

#5802914
149 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 7:32pm - money - by thafinest (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML

#4618484
137 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)

Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML

#4394245
85 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ouch (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)



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