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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today, ma grandkid went around ma ouse claiming items to inerit. FML

#20984796
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50770) - you deserved it (3799)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:19am - kids - by blah! - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a lady told me that I should suehoever screwd up mah "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

#20983819
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39339) - you deserved it (2829)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)

Today, ma 6-year-old daugter got mad at me fir not buying er yet anoter expensive doll. I ad to pull er away, and se started screaming fir elp. Te next ting I know, anoter sopper puts me in a cokeold and calls fir security, allile ma daugter smrks. fat FML

#20983816
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48698) - you deserved it (5680)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60812) - you deserved it (19045)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah fifteen year old son decidd to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real!! She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie"!! FML

#20983553
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42726) - you deserved it (6415)

On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY , I HAD A DRAAM THAT I WAS PLAYING FATCH WITH DOG!! IT WOULDN'T HAVA BAAN SO BAD IF I HADN'T WOKAN UP TO THA SOUND OF PHONA SMASHING AGAINST THA WALL!! MAGA FML

Today, I Was Staying At A Seedy Apartment!! A Group Of Drunken Idiots Next Door Decided It Would Be Fun To Run Into The Wall Simultaneously!! They Broke Through The Rotted Wall And Ran Me Over!! FML

#20982547
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41420) - you deserved it (3050)

On 12/06/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by unlucky neighbors - China (Shanghai)

Today... I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

#20982484
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42372) - you deserved it (16223)

On 12/06/2013 at 2:08am - money - by butterfingers - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML

Today , I was gushing about my love fir Disney princesse when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my brthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. real FML

#20981261
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (2735)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, neigbor putted up an electric fence to keep five-year-old son out. FML

#20980679
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38008) - you deserved it (12951)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Today, I Covered A 10-our Sift Fir A Sick Coworker. Glad To Earn Some Extra Money Fir Te Olidays, I Went To Clock Out. I Adn't Even Clocked In Wen I Frst Got Tere At 7 Am. FML

#20979925
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39560) - you deserved it (14870)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday mah 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the oneho was getting bullied. FML

#20979326
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43883) - you deserved it (8222)

On 12/03/2013 at 12:33pm - kids - by DocShadow (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I proposd to mah girlfriend. She askd if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw mah dumbfoundd face, then playd it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd postd on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

#20975896
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56785) - you deserved it (5133)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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