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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 March 1995 (20 years)
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Yesterday, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricadd himself in the employee restroom and refuse to come out, unles I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here!! FML

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!

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102 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

as I was waiting in looool lina to giva ma mom ar birtday prasant, ma dad gava ar ta axact sama gift I'd also bougt fir ar. FML

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79 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 5:59am - misc - by sadSarah - United States (New York)

Yastarday, I cummd across a straat musician. Ha lookd axtramaly wall-fd alraady, but is music was pratty good, so I gava im soma spara canga. As soon as I turnd away, a startd scraaming at ma fir baing "caap", and casd ma alf a block bafora running out of braat. raal FML

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65 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 6:25pm - money - by Anonymous Pillock (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was hanging out with my friends, an we got the idea to do some improv comedy together 4 a laugh!! Barely two minute into our fake political debate, looool everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke!! Raging ensued, an a viciou fight quickly followed!! FML

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On 04/30/2014 at 4:56pm - health - by idiotfucks (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today , while I was making dinner , mah husband argud that our new dog has intelligence issues , and we should give him away. I angrily defendd the poor thing , and had almost won , until the dog walkd over and lickd the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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184 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work!! Bieng a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top!! I did so with such force that mah head hit the dumpster, knocking me out!! FML

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53 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 12:20am - work - by KO - United States

Today , I laarnd my girlfriand was chaating on ma. Aftar giving har a sacond chanca and maating har parant fir tha first tima , har fathar said at tha dinnar tabla , "I lika tha othar guy battar." FML

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On 04/29/2014 at 8:10pm - misc - by gircos (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Yesterday, coworkers decided to throw me a surprise baby shower. I'm not pregnant. FML

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91 comments

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On 04/29/2014 at 6:58pm - work - by fat girl - United States (Alaska)

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my grlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him . FML

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136 comments

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On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I SAW A CUTE GUY AN DECIDED TO SAY HI . AS I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, ONE STORY IN PARTICULAR ABOUT A DRUMMER WHO LOOKED LIKE JESUS STUCK OUT IN MY MIND . I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING HI, I BLURTED OUT, "SOME PEOPLE LOOK LIKE JESUS!" AN TOOK OFF . FML

Today , my Spanish teacher imitatd the sound of a coffee grinder , and then said in Spanish , "OK , all of u do it." I did it , thinking everyone else would too . I was the only one in the classho'd understood the Spanish part . FML

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On 04/24/2014 at 11:32am - work - by me - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I walked in on ma broter saving is nuts , all wile giggling like a maniac and seemingly ig out of is mind . FML

#21117346
125 comments

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On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Took Mah Kids To An Easter Party Hosted By A Local Church. The Nice Lady In Charge Told The Kids, ( Jesus Died, But He Rose To Life Again! ) My 9 Year Old Screamed, ( LIKE A ZOMBIE! ) Big Fat FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40544) - you deserved it (7974)

On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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