About qr_fml : Dammit this site is just awesome!
qr_fml's FML badges
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
qr_fml's favorite FMLs
by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by unloved / 04/17/2012 at 10:54am / United States / Love
by justgreat / 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by gabbykinz13 / 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm / United States / Love
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by michael / 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
by cieee / 02/13/2012 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
by Ryan / 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
by anne / 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/25/2011 at 1:58am / United States / Transportation
by canucks_chick / 10/23/2011 at 1:45am / Canada / Intimacy
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by unknown / 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He… Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it… Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Wal-Mart so…