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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 658
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, an got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time thier around, my boyfriend always looks stoned an constipated, an his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

#20460771
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42852) - you deserved it (7373)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

#20448629
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34399) - you deserved it (2774)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75325) - you deserved it (8810)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I noticed tat penis looks tiny in girlfriend's ands. Witout tinking, I pointed it out to er. Now se tinks I ave a small cock, and I tink se as man-ands. Eiter way, we're bot turned off. FML

#20108741
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13135) - you deserved it (31707)

On 10/09/2012 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah wedding ring went missing. Later , mah 3-year-old came to me crying , he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off , he peed on me. real FML

#20108644
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (3556)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today , after having bought mah daughter a complete set of new school clothes , she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them , or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

#20102964
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (9339)

On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, At Around 11pm The Police Made A Visit To Mah House, Explaining How Mah Nieghbors Had Thought I Was Using A Universal Remote To Change There Television Channels . Real FML

#20099119
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23344) - you deserved it (1364)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY IT WAS MAH UNCLE'S FUNERAL . I WASN'T VERY CLOSE WITH HIM , BUT I STILL WANTED TO BE RESPECTFUL . MY BOYFRIEND , BIENG THE JACKASS THAT HE IS , WAS SINGING THE SPIDER PIG SONG FROM THE SIMPSONS UNDER HIS BREATH WHILE MAKING HIS FINGERS WALK UP MAH LEG , TRYING TO GET UNDER MAH SKIRT . REAL FML

#20096195
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25067) - you deserved it (6489)

On 10/01/2012 at 12:23am - love - by SorryUncleTommy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd ave been flattered if I weren't te nurse assigned to is laboring wife. big fat FML

#20086071
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24917) - you deserved it (1467)

On 09/24/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Hello Nurse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they r finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother!! This would be great news if they weren't 15!! FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44996) - you deserved it (6469)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I lerened that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Liea. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25481) - you deserved it (3820)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today...hile my husband and I were arguing... he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling... "Remember babe... your only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (4503)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I Finally Decidd To Introduce Ma Boyfriend To Ma Parents. Surprisingly, E And Ma Fater Already Knew Eac Oter, So I Askd Im Ow Tey Met. Now I Know Were Ma Boyfriend Gets All Is Wed. FML

#20057214
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me fir a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room fir an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store fir the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

#20040149
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29071) - you deserved it (2164)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML



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