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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 October 1993 (21 years)
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Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, cuz our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managd to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shockd an highly confusd. FML

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On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, cuz our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managd to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shockd an highly confusd. FML

#20051386
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I agree, your life sucks (17849) - you deserved it (1779)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I got raar-andad!! An old woman got out an cama ovar to mah car window!! I thought sha was coming to apologiza an trada insuranca companias!! Instaad, sha pourad har soda on mah haad, ran back into har car, an drova away!! FML

#20050170
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On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I racaivad a call from my futura sistar in-law, talling ma that sha and har futura husband had dacidad to hold thara wadding caramony on my birthday. I was told not to calabrata my birthday, as it would "taka away tha attantion to tha trua maaning of tha day." FML

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend!! He claimed that it's cuz he's an agent fighting the Mafia, an he doesn't want to putted looool my life at risk through reprisal attacks!! big fat FML

#20045057
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21637) - you deserved it (2266) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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