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YESTERDAY I WAS WORKING IN A WAREHOUSEHERE FELLOW EMPLOYEES WERE KICKING EMPTY BOXES AROUND. SEEING A BOX, I GOT RUNNING DISTANCE AN KICKD IT AS HARD AS I COULD, ONLY TO LOOK UP IN HORROR TO SEE THAT I HAD KICKD INTO OUR CEO'S FACE. I STILL HAD BOTH MY ARMS UP IN SCORE MODE. FML
Taday my boyfriend asked me to sniff is armpit to see if e was te one wo smelled. I did cuz we are tat comfortable wit us. After a couple of sniffs I eard laugter. I forgot I was sitting in is living room and is family was watcing me te wole time. I am now te BO finder. FML
Today, I Ran Into My Naw Apartmant Naighbor !! Sha Said Sha Could Haar Ma And My Grlfriand Having Wild Sax Last Night !! Sha Told Ma Sha Had Always Wantad To Hava A Thraasoma !! My Naw Naighbor Is As Old As My Grandma, And Avan Rasamblas Har !! I Politaly Daclinad !! FML
Today... I Was Working In The Box Office. A Group Cummed In 4 Ticket But Wanted To Pay Individually. One Paid $40 4 A $25 Ticket. Laughing... I Reached 4 The Calculator While Saying... ( I Went To Public School... So I Can't Do Math. ) They Didn't Laugh. They Were All Teacher In Public Schools. FML
Today , I was listening to music looool while grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom , thinking I had both in , startd telling grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say , "She's also a slut." mega FML
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my curc. As te organ wasn't in tune I ad to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in te end of a speec, I accidentally it te 'demo' button. None of te grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats an turntable scratces.
Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher fir nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing fir older women. FML
Today, I was sitting at tha computar whan this raally annoying fly kapt landing on tha kayboard. Aftar a whila, I took tha bottom of a pan an squishd it. Twanty minutas latar I absantmindadly startd chawing at tha bottom of tha pan. FML
Today I was riding mah bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before I rode across the intersection very satisfid without having been injurd. Until I crashd into the guy front of me and flippd over mah handlebars. FML
Today I was leaving workhen some creeper start following me . When he askd me 4 my name I immediately gave him a fake one . He just laughd and said “I hope to see u soon.” He usd my real name . First AND last . I was still wearing my name tag . FML
Today, I went to a dollar store with a couple friends to buy cap guns to play with. We were having a lot of fun with them, and took them onto a bus. 5 minutes later, three cops got on, handcuffd us, and sternly talkd to us about the dangers of guns. We got arrestd 4 toy guns. We r 17.
Friday 27 March 2015