About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
by iamfab / 06/06/2015 at 1:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by CassidyQueen / 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
by nerderer / 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML
by work_while_bent / 06/02/2015 at 1:21pm / United States (California) / Health
by disgusting / 05/31/2015 at 5:13am / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Miscellaneous
Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 12:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anathema_360 / 05/30/2015 at 11:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by ugh / 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Vexatious / 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by zzarzzur / 05/22/2015 at 2:55am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 10:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by username / 05/19/2015 at 2:45am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Swabidizop / 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
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- Today, I tried having intercourse with my boyfriend, and about 30 seconds in, I heard flipping. He… Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't… Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can…