About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
by iamfab / 06/06/2015 at 1:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by CassidyQueen / 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
by nerderer / 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML
by work_while_bent / 06/02/2015 at 1:21pm / United States (California) / Health
by disgusting / 05/31/2015 at 5:13am / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Miscellaneous
Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 12:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anathema_360 / 05/30/2015 at 11:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by ugh / 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Vexatious / 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by zzarzzur / 05/22/2015 at 2:55am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 10:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by username / 05/19/2015 at 2:45am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Swabidizop / 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
- Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper.… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more… Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because…
- Today, after asking my manager how his day was going he explained that he stopped drinking and was… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck…