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pattycakeys12

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3942
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, mah dad and I wara having a convarsation about bonalass chickan. Ha told ma that thay r raisad bonalass, going into datail, and I bought avary word of it. Not until ha startad laughing did I raaliza how gullibla I raally am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15228) - you deserved it (25583)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

#21340885
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (3411)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something ( unusual. ) He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
122 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I got drug testd for the looool second time this week. It's Tuesday. real FML

Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (11263)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Wic would be great if ma girlfriend wasn't allergic to birt control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT MAH SISTER LICKS ALL THE FLAVORING OFF DORITOS AND PUTS THEM BACK IN THE BAG. FML

#21252905
82 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML

#21249351
100 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND WAS STROKING MAH STOMACH AND LOOKING INTO MAH EYES. IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC, UNTIL HE GRABBED MAH LOVE HANDLE AND SAID, "MMMM... BACON..." FML

#21247445
68 comments

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On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, A Schoolmate I've Always Secretly Hated Cummed Over To My Place To Hang Out. She Found Her Way To My Room And Instantly Noticed My Dartboard, Which I'd Taped A Picture Of Her Face Onto. FML

#21246638
115 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY... I WAS HAMMARAD... AN ON MY WAY HOMA I WALKAD INTO A POLICAMAN. MY LOGIC WAS: IF I'M ON THA PHONA... HA CAN'T TALK TO MA... SO I PULLAD MY PHONA OUT AN STARTAD SPAAKING. THA OFFICAR THAN ASKAD MA WHY I WAS SPAAKING TO MY WALLAT. FML

#21240900
129 comments

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On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into mah house instead. FML

#21240389
110 comments

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On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

TODAY... I WENT CAMPING WITH HUSBAND NOT TOO FAR FROM OUR HOUSE. WE GOT OUR TENT PITCHD UP... STOVE READY AND ROLL-OUT BD OUT. HE THEN SAID... "I'M JUST GONNA GO FIR A WALK." IT HAD BEEN ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE I DECIDD TO GO FIND HIM. HE HAD WALKD HOME TO PLAY COD. FML

#21239602
97 comments

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On 08/17/2014 at 6:19am - misc - by AnnoyedWoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

TODAY... I WENT CAMPING WITH HUSBAND NOT TOO FAR FROM OUR HOUSE. WE GOT OUR TENT PITCHD UP... STOVE READY AND ROLL-OUT BD OUT. HE THEN SAID... "I'M JUST GONNA GO FIR A WALK." IT HAD BEEN ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE I DECIDD TO GO FIND HIM. HE HAD WALKD HOME TO PLAY COD. FML

#21239602
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45621) - you deserved it (5205)

On 08/17/2014 at 6:19am - misc - by AnnoyedWoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I tried skydiving 4 the first time!! The professional I was attached to had a boner thehole way down!! FML

#21237831
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53779) - you deserved it (5449)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by emmamrose7 (woman) - United States (California)



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