About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back
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by sudoku_fiend / 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by helpme / 11/24/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by iAlissa / 10/24/2015 at 2:12am / United States / Love
by AlwaysAfraid / 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 8:12am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Intimacy
by PoorGal / 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 9:45am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 12:58pm / United States (Maine) / Work
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
by soulaar / 10/02/2015 at 10:22am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
by balls / 10/02/2015 at 1:49am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
by Guy / 09/28/2015 at 2:49pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML
by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML
by introublenow / 09/18/2015 at 8:22am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML
by anonymous / 09/13/2015 at 11:34am / Luxembourg / Work
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…