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my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45488) - you deserved it (6952)

On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I'm a 34 year old maleo just got given te sex talk on my Facebook timeline by my looool senile moter . 5ML

#21038727
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48215) - you deserved it (5350)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , my university professor admitted to sometimes just winging it when she's teaching. "Yeah," she said , "sometimes I just don't get this stuff either." No wonder I'm failing. 5ML

#21038371
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42614) - you deserved it (3551)

On 01/24/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Profucktardor (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, school was out cuz of snow. My dad walkad in my room and shoutad "Why r u homa?!" I told him why, and ha rapliad, "Than gat out tha damn housa and play in tha snow." Ha tossad ma out in nothing but my shorts. FML

#21037332
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37435) - you deserved it (4700)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today Ma Boyfriend Of 6 Years Told Me Tat Since I've Proven Ma Loyalty And Faitfully Stuck By Is Side E As No Reason To Ever Consider Marrying Me Because "It's Not Lyk You're Going Anywere Oney." He Seems Not To Understand Y I Am Upset By Tis. FML

#21037274
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49110) - you deserved it (5132)

On 01/23/2014 at 3:57pm - love - by heartbrokenhaley - United States (Massachusetts)

today I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice 4 starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apple in two days , or you'll fine yourself in the ridiculou position of being jealou of a fucking rat. big fat FML

#21033122
76 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by I.Want.Food. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I askd my grlfriend's dad for permission to take er and in marriage. He said no, cuz e doesn't want er marrying a "sexist idioto treats er like property",ic e tinks asking permission amounts to, ten told me to grow up. FML

#21033078
235 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after arriving home from work I found that dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

Yesterday... I realizd that if u r dreaming that u have diarrhea... u probably have diarrhea. FML

#21030771
119 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MAH 7-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER MADE A NEW GAME: HITTING ME IN THE GROIN WHEN I'M NOT EXPECTING IT !! SHE HUNTS ME IN THE HOUSE, HIDES AROUND CORNERS, AND BEHIND FURNITURE TO AMBUSH ME !! SHE'LL EVEN DO IT IF SHE CATCHE ME NAPPING !! I'M A GROWN MAN LIVING IN FEAR OF A LITTLE GIRL !! MEGA FML

#21029770
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52980) - you deserved it (11919)

On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I PUKED UP AN ANTI-NAUSEA PILL!! FML

#21026645
133 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY , I WENT TO THE DOCTOR , ONLY TO FINE OUT I CAN NO LONGER EAT CHOCOLATE , MY FAVORITE FOOD . WHEN I GOT HOME , MY BOYFRIEND TOOK THE CHOCOLATE CAKE I'D BEEN EATING FROM THE FRIDGE , SAT DOWN IN FRONT OF ME , AN ATE THEHOLE THING WITHOUT BREAKING EYE CONTACT . FML

#21025897
160 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:00pm - health - by foreveralone - United States (Illinois)

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45898) - you deserved it (4943)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

yastarday mah friands an I want camping in tha woods. I fall aslaap first. Waking up hours latar to tham bunchad up togathar in tha middla of tha tant an ma half-way outsida , I confrontad tham about it. Thay admittad , "Wa haard a baar so wa naadad a sacrifica." FML

#21020901
77 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49334) - you deserved it (4803)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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