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by feels like an asshole / 06/09/2015 at 4:03pm / United States / Health
Today, the guy I made cookies for, spent hours getting ready for, and drove 3 hours in traffic to see never actually wanted me to come. When I knocked on his door, he opened it, but immediately closed it in my face. He then texted me saying, "I met someone else." FML
by Caligirl1996 / 06/09/2015 at 2:10am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
by firstdategoals / 06/07/2015 at 11:35pm / United States / Transportation
by unhappy / 06/07/2015 at 2:23pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML
by Kassutera / 06/06/2015 at 7:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
by avatarnicole9 / 06/04/2015 at 1:17am / Canada / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 6:15am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by skid / 06/02/2015 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 4:36pm / United States (California) / Love
by BananaCoconutty / 05/16/2015 at 12:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/06/2015 at 1:24am / France / Love
Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
by pukeytimes / 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by _1CrazyEyes1_ / 04/07/2015 at 7:57pm / Virgin Islands, U.S. / Love
Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2015 at 2:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…