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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mzhyde94 : Sitting in hell, waiting for my shot at heaven.

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mzhyde94's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

by hinting / 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

by explanations / 06/14/2013 at 2:48am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, while working the register, a known mentally-unstable man approached me. He ended up telling me that the Statue of Liberty is sexist and a screw-up by Washington. When I told him that the French made it, he told me to shut up and complained to my manager. He knows me by name now. FML

by fubuggie / 06/14/2013 at 1:57am / United States (Vermont) / Work

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation