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by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
by BiteMe14 / 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by djangle / 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 2:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hfksorws / 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm / Miscellaneous
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
by simply2010 / 09/30/2010 at 4:19am / United States (Utah) / Work
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone / 09/23/2010 at 7:01am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
by tracie / 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
by Anonymous / 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/13/2010 at 12:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML
by ewmomew / 09/12/2010 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…