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morlogg

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 804
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About morlogg : Nuttin better than someone else's misfortune.

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morlogg's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12443) - you deserved it (81964)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67564) - you deserved it (10404)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33636) - you deserved it (4706)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

#13691597
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8698) - you deserved it (14077)

On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34588) - you deserved it (8368)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26235) - you deserved it (5549)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

#13260317
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9514) - you deserved it (28707)

On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

#13167367
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12250) - you deserved it (44877)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

#13052349
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (5123)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

#13034308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26020) - you deserved it (2636)

On 09/13/2010 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

#13012343
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23600) - you deserved it (8630)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8506) - you deserved it (38391)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19825) - you deserved it (64101)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

#12835808
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28800) - you deserved it (6282)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States



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