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morlogg

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1976 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About morlogg : Nuttin better than someone else's misfortune.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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morlogg's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16080) - you deserved it (39745) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37695) - you deserved it (7133)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14301) - you deserved it (86974)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72945) - you deserved it (11491)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36333) - you deserved it (4959)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

#13691597
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10130) - you deserved it (15974)

On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37148) - you deserved it (8703)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29331) - you deserved it (5867)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

#13260317
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10812) - you deserved it (31299)

On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

#13167367
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14130) - you deserved it (48588)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

#13052349
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27360) - you deserved it (5305)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

#13034308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (2768)

On 09/13/2010 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

#13012343
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25941) - you deserved it (8979)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (42003)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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