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today a man askd me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticd he had whippd his penis out and was stroking it. He then askd me if I likd what I saw. FML

#21362166
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35859) - you deserved it (2798)

On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31386) - you deserved it (2618)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49260) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING WIT MY GRANDMA AN SE WAS GOING 30 OVER TE SPEED LIMIT!! TO SLOW ER DOWN, I SAID, ( HEY LOOK, TE POLICE )!! SE SLAMMED ON TE BRAKES SO ARD I IT MY EAD ON TE DASBOARD!! FML

#21279207
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31572) - you deserved it (15669)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend as cipped is front teet for te tird time in 2 monts. After refusing to tell me ow tis keeps on appening, I walked in on im trowing is pone in te air and trying to catc it in is mout. FML

#21261750
94 comments

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On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY...HILE GIVING DIRECTIONS TO A BLIND GUY.!! !! I ACCIDENTALLY MADE HIM WALK INTO A WALL !! BIG FAT FML

#21261532
52 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, My Boss Had A Lengthy And Obnoxiously Egocentric Conversation With A Colleague. After She Left Across The Office, I Stood Up, Looked Over At My Colleague, And Made A Sarcastic "shooting Myself In The Head" Gesture. I Saw My Boss Staring At Me Over A Cubicle Wall As I Turned Around. FML

#21236078
65 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by bademployee (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, ma boyfriend said we can't ave sex wit te ligt on anymore. He said e can never finis cuz te face I makeen I orgasm makes im laug. FML

#21216984
126 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (90674)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while sitting on the couch, mah boyfriend cummd over, pulld his penis out of his fly, and startd stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. big fat FML

#14990668
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46362) - you deserved it (13279)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered mah brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

#8040620
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27942) - you deserved it (1890)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:40am - health - by utensils123 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was looking in tha rafrigarator for somathing to drink!! I found a jug of lamonada with a piaca of papar on it saying ( Mom's Lamonada , Don't Drink! ) I was raally thirsty , so I ignord it an drank tha whola jug!! My mom is about to hava a colonoscopy an had filld it with laxativas!! FML

#4503474
195 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I sent in a fake story to a website that supports a yerely festival in mah small town thinking it would boost their spirits. It was how mah boyfriend proposed to me at last year's festival. Now the local news station wants to do a story about it. FML

#4072297
79 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 2:24am - misc - by Tasji (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants . When he returned.. . he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool . I pull out my 22 . rifle an shot at it.. . but the bullet missed an popped a hole in my pool . 15...000 gallons of water flooded my basement . FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (264668)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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