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melaniexoxob

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 492
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About melaniexoxob : Because im happpppy!

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Today my friend thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

#20826589
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48899) - you deserved it (8993)

On 08/08/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by AnnoyedByFriends -

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

#20825949
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49609) - you deserved it (40541)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (9340)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, my boyfriend's dream cummed true; he had always wanted looool to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a herloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML

#20804404
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59761) - you deserved it (5132)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:09am - intimacy - by amiezingme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was playing solitairehen an achievement popped up on mah phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in mah life. FML

#20793723
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45798) - you deserved it (7626)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:14am - misc - by solitaire - United States (Washington)

Today, I announcd my thrd pregnancy to my family . My dad's only reaction was to scoff, "Really? Stop breeding already." fat FML

#20780277
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43574) - you deserved it (14378)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , while at the doctor's , a week overdue with my frst child , I was told that sex an orgasms can sometimes help to induce labor. On the way home , my boyfriend asked fir road head , arguing that ( She said that stuff about orgasms. ) Not you , honey. FML

#20770510
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56698) - you deserved it (6775)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by realitybites (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found cat dead on te road. I called family and told tem, and later buried te cat. Not long after I got done burying it, cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. mega FML

#20757856
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48012) - you deserved it (9990)

On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today , a wasp flew into mah car. In mah frantic attempt to get away from it , I got pulled over and had to prove I was driving sober. FML

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57207) - you deserved it (66116)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

2day mah parents blew mah entre college fund in thier quest to finish building thier replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

#20703566
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60034) - you deserved it (5893)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I locked keys in car . Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car . FML

#20684843
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35818) - you deserved it (16989)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I have an upset stomach . looool Every other minute, it sound like Chewbacca is screaming to get out . FML

#20675696
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35407) - you deserved it (4451)

On 05/20/2013 at 4:14pm - health - by pixkalexi - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was burgld whila I was on tha toilat . FML

#20402014
133 comments

yesterday mah boyfriend broke up with me cuz I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24473) - you deserved it (5120)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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