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megank12
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 488
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About megank12 : Hi. I'm Megan, and I like hockey, Mad Men, Leo Tolstoy, cats, history, and classic rock. I'm also kind of obsessed with 80s teen movies set in Chicago, and definitely obsessed with the Beatles.

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Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22898) - you deserved it (3031)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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125 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
209 comments

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On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML

#15705276
134 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 4:21am - misc - by Riley (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

#14111441
174 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

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82 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

#9647002
166 comments

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On 04/05/2010 at 6:14am - misc - by blah. - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

#9129865
121 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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104 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by MelanieP (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

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150 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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