About megank12 : Hi. I'm Megan, and I like hockey, Mad Men, Leo Tolstoy, cats, history, and classic rock. I'm also kind of obsessed with 80s teen movies set in Chicago, and definitely obsessed with the Beatles.
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Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML
by ...... / 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 6:59am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
by SMCHR / 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm / Ireland / Animals
Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML
by Riley / 04/09/2011 at 4:21am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 8:17pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
by lifesuck / 09/19/2010 at 10:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by kebaby / 06/19/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML
by blah. / 04/05/2010 at 6:14am / Thailand (Krung Thep) / Health
by slickboy0023 / 03/16/2010 at 11:30am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by MelanieP / 08/28/2009 at 11:39pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 9:51am / United States (Utah) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
by onething / 07/08/2009 at 1:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
by rollerSWEETness / 06/03/2009 at 11:16am / United States (Texas) / Kids
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.…