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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

#21394577
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24329) - you deserved it (3039)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

#21394512
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21758) - you deserved it (1886)

On 04/16/2015 at 3:59am - love - by Marona (woman) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24497) - you deserved it (3883)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

#21394235
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23162) - you deserved it (2810)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm - misc - by Drill Drilled - United States (California)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

#21393655
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24702) - you deserved it (1626)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:50pm - misc - by spitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

#21393641
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24794) - you deserved it (1975)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm - kids - by Pandistoteles - United States

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

#21393373
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25085) - you deserved it (3470)

On 04/14/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

#21393183
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24871) - you deserved it (2512)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32063) - you deserved it (2230)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML

#21392608
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24234) - you deserved it (3232)

On 04/12/2015 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

#21392388
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27614) - you deserved it (2398)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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