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by ItsGoneForever / 06/24/2016 at 8:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 5:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2016 at 8:36am / Hungary (Budapest) / Health
Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After looking into it, one of the 1-star ratings claimed "mechanical problems". The description of the reason, "He drives a Ford." FML
by darkangel7410 / 06/22/2016 at 4:37am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 1:15am / Switzerland (Geneve) / Love
by Booooolette / 06/22/2016 at 12:27am / France (Picardie) / Health
by Austin / 06/17/2016 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they 'thought I would be lonely'. I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
by notsoaloneanymore / 06/17/2016 at 12:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, while I was lifeguarding a swim meet with over 100 patrons, a duck paid a visit to our pool. He sat down and a brown cloud surfaced in the water. He immediately flew off. My manager then made me put goggles on and scoop out the poop while everyone watched. FML
by 1sasafras1 / 06/17/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by inveralaska / 06/16/2016 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by mild banana / 06/16/2016 at 12:55pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous