Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

looloogirl

Search for a member

looloogirl

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4849
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About looloogirl : Hey, I'm LooLooGirl. I love reading FML and MLIA (MLIA is slightly better). I'm a nerd, I play runescape (account name Loo_Loo_Girl) and Dungeons & Dragons and I'm in band (percussion ftw)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn pwn god any day ;D



~~~LooLooGirl-N3rd FTW~~~

looloogirl's page activity

Visits<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:00pm<b>amburrjade</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:49pm<b>FordGirl98</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 4:16pm<b>Ky8</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:52am<b>auroxtra</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:30am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 1:58pm<b>SychoticFML</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 10:35am<b>Katthebamf</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 8:07am<b>facelick</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 12:47am<b>nesteremily</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 1:07am<b>tayraaah</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:15pm<b>Nexa</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 12:43pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 10:41pm<b>First_JOman</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:06pm<b>wondercat40</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 3:40pm<b>Ozzien</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:44pm<b>soak_25</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:03pm<b>andits</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 1:55am

Fucked!<b>Nexa</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:43pm

looloogirl's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

looloogirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

#5953871
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10214) - you deserved it (36668)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML

#5947832
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10192) - you deserved it (36703)

On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML

#5946410
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30309) - you deserved it (11706)

On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

#5942193
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12045) - you deserved it (31590)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31040) - you deserved it (6415)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31040) - you deserved it (6415)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML

#5926949
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34432) - you deserved it (4271)

On 10/21/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by TheSublime (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

#5924730
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10921) - you deserved it (30131)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

#5897167
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32488) - you deserved it (13837)

On 10/19/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was ordering food at McDonalds when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

#5896652
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29683) - you deserved it (7179)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an 'accident' in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

#5889597
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33855) - you deserved it (3077)

On 10/19/2009 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML

#5863047
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (2000)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:13am - animals - by Ethan (man) - United States (California)

Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said "Have fun!" FML

#5846674
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27060) - you deserved it (3088)

On 10/15/2009 at 9:59pm - health - by Rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

#5791977
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46157) - you deserved it (10047)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55097) - you deserved it (27851)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: