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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 July 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 318
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lillirose10490 : people person, love all music, down to earth, major fear of tornadoes, red is sexy, love my job, Hawaii is where I want to be, want more tattoos, don't care what you think of me, shoes, scary movies, love weekends, love my farm animals; especially my horses, hunting in the winter, fishing in the summer, and I love my family more than ANYTHING!

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML


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