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Today, I found out that my roommata has baan switching my protain powdar with chocolata milk mix and brown sugar. Sinca I work out fraquantly, I'va baan consuming larga amounts of this and hava gainad at laast 10 pounds of fat. His raason? I turnad his bookbag insida out. Onca. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 5:56pm - health - by fatty milkshakes - United States

Today, I jokingly asked mah girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package . She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight . FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by notsobig - United States

Today... after applying 4 a job at a tanning salon... I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

I went to see ma new dentist. He was really cute , so after te ceckup I startd flirting. He stoppd me rigt after I askd im out , saying , "Being a dentist as its advantages , I can see te girl's mout before I stick ma tongue in it. And in yur case , it's a big no." FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)

Taday my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven... a dryer... a dishwasher... a looool toilet... an a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

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On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... mah husband suggested a way 4 us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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