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Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
by fatty milkshakes / 01/29/2013 at 5:56pm / United States / Health
by notsobig / 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/21/2013 at 7:48am / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
by black and yellow / 01/21/2013 at 1:32am / United States (California) / Love
by AnonCat / 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/13/2013 at 12:27am / Canada / Intimacy
by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
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