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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

#17657793
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30661) - you deserved it (2604)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

#17635803
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33166) - you deserved it (5918)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by djfail - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML

#17611743
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (6771)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:06am - intimacy - by hopeless-.- (woman) - United States

Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML

#17606157
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (7729)

On 08/28/2011 at 4:10pm - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30351) - you deserved it (39591)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

#17488999
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15835) - you deserved it (51796)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML

#17364992
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22932) - you deserved it (35792)

On 08/04/2011 at 7:45am - work - by Depressed (woman) - Sudan

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41467) - you deserved it (13715)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13459) - you deserved it (71413)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42186) - you deserved it (6375)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31178) - you deserved it (2377)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34596) - you deserved it (7998)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41681) - you deserved it (8390)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (5128)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45706) - you deserved it (4488)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)



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