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About laurenasabutton : I'm Lauren.

I tend to strongly disagree with a lot of what I read in the comments section, and am often shocked at some people's opinions.

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Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25627) - you deserved it (4319)

On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33256) - you deserved it (4469)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (3928)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31714) - you deserved it (8132)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34881) - you deserved it (4649)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (10043)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

#17351481
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40915) - you deserved it (3094)

On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39546) - you deserved it (4261)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51351) - you deserved it (4752)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

#16897554
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37389) - you deserved it (7712)

On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37442) - you deserved it (4069)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

#16307773
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30390) - you deserved it (7935)

On 05/23/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33030) - you deserved it (18349)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43436) - you deserved it (5450) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France



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