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Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
by beetregeneration / 11/16/2016 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was house-hunting online. I was becoming increasingly discouraged and began to look for mini-houses in absurd desperation. I noticed the Google sidebar advertising a cute mini house within my budget. Excited, I clicked on the ad - only to discover it was an ad for a child's playhouse. FML
by Nohouseforme / 10/07/2016 at 1:38am / United States (Arizona) / Money
by nicetoknow / 09/26/2016 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad might be dead. I'm basing this solely on the fact that he hasn't called recently to verbally abuse me as he often does. He constantly beat me as a child, yet now I'm kind of worried for the piece of shit. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2016 at 10:42am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
by thatgirl / 06/18/2016 at 5:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Ew / 05/26/2016 at 9:02am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
by Disgruntled / 03/16/2016 at 8:01am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by weirdoe / 02/07/2016 at 4:17am / Italy (Sicilia) / Intimacy
by Sittinginthecorner / 01/20/2016 at 12:42am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 12:05am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
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