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Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

Today, I wanted to prove to my dad that I can drive, so that he'd let me use his car in future. Let's just say I helped him remove the fence that he was planning to repair. FML

#21112820
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Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

#20749220
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25618) - you deserved it (32295)

On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

#19964691
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4857) - you deserved it (41403)

On 07/20/2012 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30657) - you deserved it (5250)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20061) - you deserved it (8796)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7940) - you deserved it (46316)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32901) - you deserved it (3864)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (3073)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32423) - you deserved it (10937)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9798) - you deserved it (72562)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38268) - you deserved it (12948)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31866) - you deserved it (28448)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (4599)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

#12601723
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (11713)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)



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