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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About justmyswag : I like to laugh, play sports, and hang out with my boys. FML sometimes gives me that little push to make it through a long school day.

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TODAY I ASKD OUT THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. HE TOLD ME HE'D ASK HIS DAD IF IT WAS OKAY. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST KIDDING, UNTIL HE PULLD OUT HIS PHONE AND CALLD HIS DAD. AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF "COME ON, DAD" AND "BUT WHY?" HE HUNG UP AND SAID HIS DAD WOULDN'T LET HIM. HE'S 22. FML

#20824090
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55922) - you deserved it (4628)

On 08/06/2013 at 4:35pm - love - by (._. ) (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party 4 a bunc of eigt year olds. One of tem decided it'd be funny to ave a contest to see wo could make te most bubble wit tere farts. It led to tree kids sitting temselve in te pool, and me aving te dubiou onor of cleaning it up. fat FML

#20823903
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On 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm - kids - by benjo - United States

Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

#20788139
126 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I utterd the phrase ( the pot calling the kettle black ) in class. Moments later, I'd been calld a ( racist twerp ) and kickd out of class by the same English teacher who once trid to have another kid suspendd for using the word ( titillate ), because apparently it's ( pornographic ). FML

#20695090
149 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today,hile packing for a trip , my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names , thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

#20649670
102 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 10:44am - intimacy - by oops - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I hered a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband , naked and with his pants around his ankles , standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body , I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

#19919285
190 comments

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On 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm - misc - by I_Has_A_Fishy - United States (Texas)

2day I started the job of mah dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

#19611170
130 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

YASTARDAY I WAS AT A MUSIC FASTIVAL, WATCHING ONA OF MY FAVORITA BANDS. THA SACURITY GUYS WARA THROWING WATAR INTO THA CROWD TO COOL US DOWN. I SAW SOMA ABOUT TO BA THROWN BY ANOTHAR FAN, SO I STOOD WITH MY MOUTH OPAN TO CATCH SOMA OF IT. I ANDD UP WITH A FACA FULL OF HOT PISS. FML

#17643298
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On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I Was Really Excited Because The Grl I'd Liked Since Freshman Year Asked Me Out!! She Came To Mah House And Mah Mom Decided To Show Her Baby Pictures Of Me With Tampons Up Mah Nose Because I'd Had A Nose Bleed!! Even Worse , There Was One Picture Of Mehen I Was 15 Doing The Same Thing!! FML

#17307375
183 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by tamponface (man) - United Kingdom

today a friend and I attemptd to jump te 7-foot ig fence around is gatd community because e'd left is keys. He made it. I didn’t. My sorts caugt on te top of te fence , so I was forcd to dangle tere on a busy street until Dad came and elpd. But only after taking a picture. FML

#6351238
50 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by ohjoy (woman) - United States (California)



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