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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 947
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jolie21 : I'm always smiling, and I'm currently studying for my masters in astrophysics.Thats just about it.

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Today... I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason... our bathroom was out of toilet paper... so I had to quickly run to the nereest store to buy more... only to shit mah pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

#21011588
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39724) - you deserved it (3878)

On 12/31/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah mom calld to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope u aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again!! Gifts should be returnable!! And have a price." FML

Today, Ma 13-year-old Daugter Excitedly Told Me About A New Diet Se Read About Online. Apparently, Te Diet Entrely Consists Of Bottled Water And A Mixture Of Food Coloring. Te Food Coloring ( Takes Care Of All Tat Vitamin And Mineral Stuff. ) My Daugter Is An Idiot. FML

#20985898
122 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 12:52am - kids - by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , during a job interview , I was offerd a sandwic. I politely declind , explaining tat I'm a coeliac an would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" an tat gluten-free eating is just a fad. I ad to leave wen e kept pusing me to accept it. mega FML

#20976563
156 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:02am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

Today, while working as a paramedic, we got calld to an assistd living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wantd it fixd. FML

#20931468
73 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 6:41pm - health - by random - United States (Texas)

today even after loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband,ho within the past two yeres lost almost 200 pounds , left me because now , he "can do so much better". FML

#20874079
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72549) - you deserved it (4102)

On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

Today, my daughtar managad to crash my car. It's okay though, tha insuranca will covar it. Howavar, it won't covar all tha itams sha damagad crashing into a garaga sala. FML

#20856229
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On 08/27/2013 at 6:17am - kids - by Idontknowwhattodo (man) - United States (California)

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that 4 some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except 4 four, and they are doing there best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

#20567905
89 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I woke up after sleeping with mah boyfriend fir the first time. I rolled over an smiled at him, an the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

#20446049
110 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today... I was joking around with mah eight-year-old son. I told him to pull mah finger. I farted... then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger... he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, after a very painful mout surgery, I went ome to take a nap . Ten my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep . Wen I woke up, I was so ig from painkillers tat wen I saw te tissue, I tougt it was a gost . I screamed so loud I burst a stitc . FML

#19750023
136 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today... Mah Mom Was Puttd In Jail Fir Beating The Shit Out Of Mah Dad. Real FML

#19291584
101 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS AT WORK, AND WAS TOLD TO CLEAN UP THE URINE THAT A CHILD HAD LEFT DOWN THE SLIDE INSIDE THE PLAY PLACE . WHILE IN THE SLIDE, ANOTHER LITTLE KID PEED ON MAH HEAD . FML

#18538451
64 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 7:19pm - work - by kellb123 - United States (North Carolina)



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