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joarasmi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 348
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About joarasmi : :p hi

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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joarasmi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

#21229760
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41239) - you deserved it (3377)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by ms98 - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55996) - you deserved it (4157)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML

#21209396
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52060) - you deserved it (3891)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm - misc - by chloecamp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62287) - you deserved it (4826)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

#20785133
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59778) - you deserved it (21064)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

#15251436
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16345) - you deserved it (38381)

On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

#4157667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41215) - you deserved it (26584)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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