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Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML


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On 10/24/2013 at 2:04pm - animals - by MBean (man) - Anguilla

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML


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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML


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On 12/26/2012 at 3:53am - misc - by Shelle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML


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On 12/21/2012 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by anonymaiacciu (woman) - France

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML


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On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML


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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML


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On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML


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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML


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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after picking up my 6 year old from school, he says, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me! I get home, look up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in Jr. High. FML


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On 09/11/2009 at 4:11pm - work - by jeph23 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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