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  • Town/Country : McKinleyville, CA, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59520) - you deserved it (28785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing here for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home and introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved your asses in World War 2." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by oh ffs (man) - United States



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