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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 October 1988 (26 years)
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eternalibra's favorite FMLs

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia . My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me . Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

#20192329
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21701) - you deserved it (3722)

On 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm - health - by Emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after having sex, mah girlfriend left mah apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her!! What? FML

today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

#20168405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (5682)

On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I received mah first ever hand-job!! It would have been great if she didn't wipe it acros mah facehen I had finished and storm out of the room!! mega FML

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed mah eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't knowhat's worse, dancing with a box, or opening mah eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

#20161561
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7046) - you deserved it (29217)

On 11/13/2012 at 5:23am - work - by foreveralone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML

#20160393
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (7592)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to fine that while I was passd out someone stole mah prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33300) - you deserved it (6048)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, I watchd my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come ere Mollie" at his back door . I then saw my own cat run into his house . I now knowhy my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie . I guess I'm being cheatd on . FML

#20158567
127 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (1939)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today , I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it lookd like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it fir a couple of hours , giving it food , an rocking it to sleep , my parents found me. Then I realisd it was just celery. Too bad it took that long fir my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, At Work My Boss Called Me Into His Office Because He Had Received Multiple Complaints From Coworkers About A Prank Sound Machine I Have Been Using To Make Inappropriate Fart Sounds At My Desk. I Wish It Was A Fart Machine; I Have A Condition. FML

#20122062
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21741) - you deserved it (2018)

On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma 6-year-old son pooped in te back yard and used a stick to trow it over te fence into ma neigbor's yard. FML

#20109382
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21062) - you deserved it (3297)

On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today my boyfriend lerend ow to somersault. He now tinks tat e's a ninja an somersaults into every room. FML

#20105538
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (4212)

On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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