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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1988 (27 years)
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About crimsonlover4 : Hello loves,
I love reading these fmls mainly because they distract me from my own fucked up life and I have hope to have one of my own published some day :}


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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 9:46am - love - by helpme (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML


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On 09/09/2015 at 9:15pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, my father finally achieved his long-held goal. He has legally disowned me. FML

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 10:37am - love - by sad and hungry (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm - love - by CassidyQueen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML


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On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my father a text asking when he was finally coming to meet his 4-month-old granddaughter. His response? "I forgot." He forgot he has a granddaughter. FML

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML


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On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML


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On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Can I press charges? (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML


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On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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