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by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by annoyed / 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2015 at 1:41am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
by Can I press charges? / 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
by ai_lauren / 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by I warned him / 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML
by AsianSensation / 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by idiots / 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by honey, no boo-boo / 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/04/2014 at 7:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by team hit bella with a car / 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm / United Kingdom / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…