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TODAY, AS PART OF MY VETERINARY DEGREE, I HAD TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO JERK OFF A DOG IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE CLASS. AFTERWARDS, THE LECTURER SAID THAT I HAVE THE 'MAGIC TOUCH'. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons 4 a party in recognition of our company's huge merger!! Instead, he made condom balloons!! Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms 4 a prestigious company event!! A company whose CEO is named Dick!! looool FML

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On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boss fird me for acting ( inappropriately ) at work !! I gave him a hug !! He's mah dad !! FML

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On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I ad a formal complaint fild against me fir being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer tat se couldn't use food stamps at te movie teater. FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

today I met the man of dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally type. I am at a looool bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

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On 07/23/2010 at 3:39am - love - by V - United States

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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