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by vet1 / 07/11/2013 at 11:18am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
by ADickySituation / 05/05/2013 at 12:14am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/03/2013 at 11:00am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by V / 07/23/2010 at 3:39am / United States / Love
Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
by SpiderMan / 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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