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buonotomato
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 564
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About buonotomato : Uh... Hi. I'm one of those mystical things known as females. I'm fairly young. I'm here because the little sadistic part of me enjoys laughing at other people's misfortunes. Also, if you get my username reference, I will love you forever.

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Today I woke up with mah penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes I'm as baffled as u are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (4815)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS' PARROT WON'T STOP IMITATING MY SEX MOANS, AND KEEPS DOING IT WHENEVER I SPEAK. FML

#21119041
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52357) - you deserved it (14641)

On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today, mah drug addict of a roommate convincd herself mah rd kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, an looool hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today... girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with ( parental supervision ). Oh... an I have to record visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (36046)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51301) - you deserved it (8222)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I was eating lunch at McDonald'shen an older man sat down at the table next to me an told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30487) - you deserved it (5310)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

I gave mah wife of four yeres a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admre it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in mah office. FML

#4180457
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50783) - you deserved it (5780)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm - love - by WiltedFlower (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I said to our pool-boy , "I know what your doing , and u have to stop it." He startd shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wantd to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57579) - you deserved it (8183)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168746) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)



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