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by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by CatLitterLover / 02/08/2011 at 1:51am / United States (California) / Health
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
by Christopher / 12/13/2010 at 4:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm / Australia (Tasmania) / Miscellaneous
by shawty / 08/22/2010 at 8:14am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by killer / 07/17/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by dane / 06/29/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…