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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4153
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bn326160 : I'm usually logged on on my iPhone, so I just found out that I had messages pending in my inbox, sorry for not answering them x)

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Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14329) - you deserved it (43940)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42009) - you deserved it (10899)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

#18430180
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6559) - you deserved it (42823)

On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44764) - you deserved it (3371)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

#18381687
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28510) - you deserved it (3152)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16085) - you deserved it (20626)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34251) - you deserved it (7175)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

#18343732
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23373) - you deserved it (2347)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Dave B - Reserved

Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML

#18341424
109 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by vistingherfamily (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
136 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44966) - you deserved it (2763)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

#18322997
91 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML

#18316081
117 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 11:20am - work - by lostwife - United States

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

#18304888
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31109) - you deserved it (2920)

On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45998) - you deserved it (2834)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States



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