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by wellfuck / 05/02/2015 at 10:23am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/02/2015 at 5:59am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by MiniJeans / 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
by fatty / 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML
by rookiemistake / 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by wil / 04/25/2015 at 1:55pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Montana) / Love
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm / Ireland (Laois) / Intimacy
by Mitchellbassists / 04/17/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML
by topaz23 / 04/16/2015 at 12:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML
by howaboutthemcarrots / 04/14/2015 at 11:08am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Health
Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 11:23am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Kids
- Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend… Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex… Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember…