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Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46758) - you deserved it (5328)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast!! Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine!! Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen!! FML

#21166627
143 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies,hen a kid cummed over, yelled ( CUP CHECK! ) an nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Million of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatas mom did was chuckle nervously an pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

#21166299
139 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm - health - by wish his dad had worn one (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account,hich caused her to have a seriou panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

#21149491
94 comments

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On 05/23/2014 at 6:44pm - misc - by nikaea (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day my taanaga daughtar triad to convinca ma that tha UK is a part of Canada. Aftar I pullad out a map to prova har wrong, sha got all angry and dafansiva, and said that nobody's parfact at ( gaomatry ). My daughtar is an idiot. FML

#21122867
174 comments

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On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I walked in on ma broter saving is nuts , all wile giggling like a maniac and seemingly ig out of is mind . FML

#21117346
125 comments

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On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, The Girl I've Been Dating Dumped Me After She Found Out I'm Originally From Alabama. Apparently She Doesn't Want To Date Someone From A ( Foreign Country ). We Both Live In Michigan. FML

#21098622
156 comments

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On 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today the guy I've been dating told me with a wink that before he'll go on any more dates he'd require me to take a series of "oral exams" to prove I'm looool right 4 him. I think he actually expected that to work. NEXT. mega FML

#21093699
107 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 6:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I found out that lover and boyfriend of over 5 yeres has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina" . FML

#21075644
140 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

2day after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me mah change. FML

#21075108
61 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

today I was elping my elderly neigbor carry er grocerie into er kitcen. Wen I finised, se siged an said, "You're suc a sweet girl. It's just a same about yur face." FML

#21040445
84 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 8:08am - misc - by neighbor - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, There Was A Forest Fire In Mah Town. I Was Still Forcd To Go To School, As It Was Safer. A Lot Of People Decidd Not To Go, An We Endd Up Doing Nothing But Watching The News Reports. There, I Got To See Mah House Burning On Live TV. FML

#21030359
186 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
122 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)



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