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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 755
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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babyanonymousxo's favorite FMLs

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML

#21278162
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42360) - you deserved it (5137)

On 10/15/2014 at 2:27am - misc - by burritobreasts -

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

#21143037
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50694) - you deserved it (5602)

On 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "after I eat" or maybe even "when I'm tired". What I got was "every second since you were born". FML

#21022393
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45009) - you deserved it (5494)

On 01/09/2014 at 11:01am - love - by BornToBeABurden (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for over five months, including while I was deployed to Afghanistan. FML

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

#800907
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90184) - you deserved it (4330)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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