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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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babyanonymousxo's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39592) - you deserved it (4650)

On 10/15/2014 at 2:27am - misc - by burritobreasts -

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47300) - you deserved it (5255)

On 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "after I eat" or maybe even "when I'm tired". What I got was "every second since you were born". FML


I agree, your life sucks (41774) - you deserved it (5145)

On 01/09/2014 at 11:01am - love - by BornToBeABurden (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for over five months, including while I was deployed to Afghanistan. FML

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (84438) - you deserved it (3918)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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