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Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML
by anonymous / 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (California) / Animals
by devdevdev / 07/01/2014 at 9:20pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
Today, I had to explain what "cashback" was to a customer. She called me a liar and wanted to talk to a manager because she felt I made up the concept. I'm the manager. She wouldn't believe me and waited in the store for an hour. Apparently this is what a Masters degree gets me. FML
by where do they come from / 07/01/2014 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Work
by dillon / 07/01/2014 at 12:12am / United States (Arkansas) / Geek
by outoflove / 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by whoops / 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
by ~~~ / 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm / Australia (South Australia) / Work
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 12:16am / United States / Kids
by Puzzlepiece / 06/28/2014 at 10:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Madridsta / 06/28/2014 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…