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Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (6348)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today , Ma Boyfriend Managed To Orgasm By Umping Ma Leg. I'm Beginning To Tink I Am Dating A Puppy. FML

#21363602
91 comments

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On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, before work, I was quickly cleaning when I tripped and the side of mah neck hit the countertop, causing a dark bruise. During work, people wouldn't stop giving me high fives 4 getting laid and I was too embarrassed to tell looool them truth that I'm not desrable, just clumsy. FML

#21277907
46 comments

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On 10/14/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - United States (South Dakota)

Today, in te middle of sex, ma usband accidentally eadbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

#21276185
70 comments

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On 10/12/2014 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by KO - United States

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chars have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

#21266851
42 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 7:40am - work - by Abbynyc - United States (New York)

Today , boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex . It was so out of caracter 4 im , I couldn't elp but break into ysterical laugter . FML

#21266104
100 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

Today, mah boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either mah boobs or mah ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he putted his hand on mah butt, an not five minute later was snoring. fat FML

#21217074
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On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday ma daugtar admittad y ar gradas, wic ara usually straigt A's, ava baan slipping ta past faw waaks. Turns out sa as baan dalibarataly failing tasts to avoid bacoming valadictorian, so sa won't ava to dalivar a spaac at graduation. maga FML

#21148414
183 comments

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On 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by stillaproudfather (man) - United States

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I handad in tha answar shaat an hour into a 3-hour long axam cuz I couldn't answar most of tha quastions. Now , avaryona thinks I'm ganius cuz I "finishad" quickly and thay want ma to tutor tham. FML

#21113382
78 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 12:35am - work - by idontknowwhatiamdoing (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I found out that the little arrow next to mah gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been looool sticking mah head out the window an even calling mah parents to ask which side it was on... cuz I can never remember. FML

#21071932
141 comments

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On 02/26/2014 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, BOYFRIEND FINALLY SUCCEEDD IN UNHOOKING BRA WITH ONE HAND, EXCITEDLY EXCLAIMING, "BOOBIES BE FREE!" FML

#21043704
110 comments

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On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were in the shower an things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped an fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit mah head. FML

#21020358
85 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by owl + bungee cord (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today mah dog has found a new game he likes . It involves him rolling around on mah new bd sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shockd . FML

#21008001
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On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)



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