About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.
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adamo_erebus's favorite FMLs
Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML
by rainey / 02/03/2010 at 1:27am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Wowsers. / 01/30/2010 at 3:47am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Username / 01/25/2010 at 12:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML
by Blah / 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while grooming my horse, a spider crawled onto my ear. As if that was bad enough, I'm extremely arachnophobic, so I shrieked out of habit, which in turn caused my horse to freak out and kick me. FML
by HOLYCOW / 01/22/2010 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by diorlove / 01/21/2010 at 5:17pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2010 at 9:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
by Busted / 01/12/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML
by targetlove / 01/09/2010 at 8:23pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2010 at 12:58am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/05/2010 at 7:49am / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous
by Davios / 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out… Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat… Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans…