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WritingUtensil
  • Town/Country : Venice, Space
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WritingUtensil : I am not a fast paced person, I like to sit down, talk, and remember good times.

I LOVE Lord of the Rings and Anime. I haven't watch many though; I'm picky but I have read Many Mangas and would absolutely Love any suggestions.

I like to make friends so come by and say Hi. :)

Sorry if I'm slow at replying.



Well then, Friends
Take my hand and
Tonight
We shall Act in the name of Vengence.

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Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53813) - you deserved it (3197)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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165 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

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90 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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