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Wheredidgrungego

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4410
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Wheredidgrungego : I'm me.
Music
FIRE
Songwriting
Singing
Cooking!
Guitar
Piano
Shows
Concerts
My Band
England!
GIRLS

...I'm a bit of a manwhore but don't judge :D

And I'm single again now!

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Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25367) - you deserved it (13581)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40652) - you deserved it (2257)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

#19939596
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37283) - you deserved it (42614)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8847) - you deserved it (27327)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32653) - you deserved it (3248)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31141) - you deserved it (2270)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

#19582200
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32287) - you deserved it (6891)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

#19535515
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8655) - you deserved it (28087)

On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7038) - you deserved it (27173)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10607) - you deserved it (31522)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

#19135287
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27646) - you deserved it (3488)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19430) - you deserved it (24632)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60305) - you deserved it (4652)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25050) - you deserved it (2979)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States



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