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Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML


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On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML


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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML


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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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