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by justin Bieber / 06/15/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2015 at 11:37am / Croatia (Grad Zagreb) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML
by why me? / 09/06/2014 at 12:25am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Woops / 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by embarrassed / 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by FANZZY / 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
by thoughthewasjoking / 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm / United States (Alabama) / Money
by younggirl101 / 08/05/2014 at 12:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by HeartToFart / 07/08/2014 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
by oh shit / 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
- Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed… Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete… Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…