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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2655
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Cecily 😊

I'm from the UK, and I go to prep school in New England. I'm a three-sport varsity athlete, and I hope to play tennis or ice hockey in college. Other than sports, I like to sing and play guitar, and I'm currently learning the rock drums.

Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message! I'll respond as soon as I see.

Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane, and my Instagram is cecijay10

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UnidentifiedFun's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24652) - you deserved it (3021)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, and for the past couple of days, my girlfriend's father has been trying to help me think of a way to propose. I decided to rehearse first, and that's how my girlfriend walked in on me "proposing" to her dad. FML

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36742) - you deserved it (2938)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32629) - you deserved it (3042)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35391) - you deserved it (2284)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32364) - you deserved it (4783)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

#21336619
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (5252)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

#21325373
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29062) - you deserved it (4483)

On 12/27/2014 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24458) - you deserved it (33215)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

#21310077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31763) - you deserved it (3515)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

#21303819
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (3766)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49328) - you deserved it (3482)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45447) - you deserved it (5928)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)



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