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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2362
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Cecily - only read my bio if you have some time on your hands, or if you're curious 😁

I'm 16, and I genuinely know how to use proper grammar and how to make comments that people can comprehend - however, sometimes I make comments in the A.M. that I look back at and hit myself in the head for. I guess everyone does that, sometimes.

I'm from the UK, and I go to prep school in New England. I'm a three-sport varsity athlete, and I hope to play tennis or ice hockey in college. Other than sports, I like to sing and play guitar, and I'm currently learning the rock drums.

Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message ☺️ I'll respond as soon as I see 'em.

Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane, and my Instagram is cecijay10

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UnidentifiedFun's favorite FMLs

Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (2465)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (4520)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, wa got a naw Roomba. I sat it to claan an cummad back an hour latar to find shit smaars all ovar tha floor. Apparantly, ona of cats had dona his businass in tha kitchan, an tha Roomba had draggad it around tha antra frst floor of housa. raal FML

#21336619
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32675) - you deserved it (5245)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

2day I got into a fight with mah sistar . Latar on sha brought ma a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was har way of apologizing . I found out too lata that sha'd lickad tha flavoring off tham and it was raally har way of saying ( Fuck you . ) FML

#21325373
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (4478)

On 12/27/2014 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today , I was fird 4 ( smelling like garbage ). I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, I got a new downstair neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24432) - you deserved it (33164)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. fat FML

#21310077
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31715) - you deserved it (3513)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter an my very pregnant cat !! I left the room briefly , only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave brth in front of her !! FML

#21303819
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32475) - you deserved it (3763)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49259) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I Proposd To My Girlfriend Wit A Ring From Kay Jewelers. Se Saw Te Box, Startd Giggling, Wisperd, ( 'Kay ), An Ten Startd Lauging So Ard At Er Joke Se Ad To Excuse Erself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45400) - you deserved it (5926)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Was Called In Over Speakers At The Arport !! The Man Who Was Speaking Clerely And Nerely Burst Out Laughing When He Said My Name !! Soon, A Few People Around Also Snickered When They Hered It !! I Had To Wait Five Minutes Before I Could Casually Stand Up !! My Last Name Is Bastard !! FML

#21248318
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41447) - you deserved it (3225)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... my 8 year old son askd me wy e ad to make is bd everyday if e would just use it again. I replid wit... ( You flus te toilet even toug you're going to use it again... rigt? ) He said... ( Good point. ) Now e's not making is bd or flusing te toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37728) - you deserved it (9586)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)



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