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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 625
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Typholsion : Gamer/Basketballer. xbl gamer tag: BlazeBlitz85

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Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me an reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML

#20547328
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32862) - you deserved it (6816)

On 03/17/2013 at 6:25am - kids - by hejdixjeln - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took mah driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but mah examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelld, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!"hen I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn rd. The road was almost empty. He faild me on the spot. FML

#20517994
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12153) - you deserved it (46787)

On 02/22/2013 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I introducd mah mother to mah new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that mah girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32806) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

today I got more happy birthday wishe on my porn account than my Facebook . FML

Today , mother and I went to a meeting at school about a camping trip the students in grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came , mother raised her hand and loudly asked , ( What if child is on their period during the trip? ) FML

#19281445
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32334) - you deserved it (2028)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today , I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance , so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in mah drection , so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts , and the next thing I know , I'm running for mah life from three bald , shrtless , six-packed thugs. FML

#18159887
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13792) - you deserved it (33724)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yastarday, I Was Wokan Up By My Stap Brothar Trying To Put His Tongua In My Mouth . FML

#17015904
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62692) - you deserved it (4990)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, a friend posted te Facebook status "A.. . relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Wy? Did you just poop?" A few ours later, I read er previous posts and found out er dad's in te ospital aving eart surgery . Now everyone tinks I'm a eartless dick . FML

#16867532
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14707) - you deserved it (48054)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38937) - you deserved it (15648)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovard a tick on my panis. Aftar a long battla, ha finally lat go. Four hours latar I'm in tha hospital. My panis is twica tha normal siza. I may hava won tha battla but lost tha war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

today mah boyfriend and I went shooting . While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger . The looool gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking mah nose . big fat FML

#16467969
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31336) - you deserved it (9610)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:32pm - health - by raebelle - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from mah biological father, who I have never met in mah life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw ( Drinking, ) ( Black women with big asses, ) and ( Getting laid, lol. ) FML

#16344639
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46269) - you deserved it (3511)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

TODAY, MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO TROW OUT SOME OF TE OLD TOYS AT TE DAYCARE WE WORK AT. I CAN'T BECAUSE I'VE SEEN TOY STORY 3, AN TINKING ABOUT TEM IN A DUMP MAKES ME CRY. I'M 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33031) - you deserved it (16577)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today , mah girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wereing these panties." We've been having sex every day 4 the last six days. fat FML

#15002281
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47135) - you deserved it (6428)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)



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